Jofsdottir's (much abridged) "Prose-Edden"
a.k.a.
"Franushsaga"
a.k.a.
"The Lay of Frank".

 

Frank, a.k.a. 'is'royal bleedin' majester, King Franush BloodAxe, leader of the Auckland Norse

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"Fast the felling blow that flew
Blood the hue not grass
Of King Franush some saga say
Fell he on face not arse.

Sup this man in One-eye's Hall?
How he got there, none shall know
Watching by the corpse were we,
And not once did the Valkyr' show.

Culled of life by chainmail'd Celt,
This Bastion of Bloody Axe - ?
Maybe he's not dead at all,
Just searching for his Scramaseax.*"

 

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Bruce, a.k.a. Arteros of Cymry.

"Nohelmenos.."

 

 

 

(* - It kept slipping from his sheath
by the bursts of battlegoing,
Causing comrades to call coarsely
"Look out Frank, your seax is showing" )